doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gleak:

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

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  • Britain: Excuse Me
  • Netherlands: Excuseer me
  • Mexico: Perdon
  • Italy: Permesso
  • France: Pardon
  • Canada: Sorry
  • America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
  • Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo

bokukkorisu:

thousandandrelativesunnyinspace:

bokukkorisu:

I have just realized

Tumblr is literally the sea

It’s huge

It’s blue

And the deeper you get, the weirder and scarier its inhabitants are

plus, I mean look at all the ships…

OH MY GOD YOU GOT ANOTHER POINT THERE

(Source: dekurisu)

sassyterrorist:

Madonnas arms look like they belong in a resident evil game

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cant even tell the difference which one is madonna idk 

the roof is not my son

shinjiikari:

but i will raise it